Betty Boop Was A Slut

This may come as a big surprise but
Betty Boop was an out-and-out slut.
How she fooled them all, it was a joke,
She would never turn down any bloke.

Her life of depravity you see
Started with Dick (whadda name) Tracy.
After scouring the city for crime,
Upon his nightstick Betty did climb.

Oh my, yes, Betty was such a mess
Just a smile and she would drop that dress.
Moon Mulligan had her to play with,
Or in a pinch she'd take Snuffy Smith.

The Boop had Flash Gordon, the spaceman,
Taught him more ways than a moonbeam can.
It was all to make Steve Canyon mad,
Oh, Betty was a mean one; so sad.

She didn't cull, she welcomed them all,
Even rumors about Olive Oyl.
A wild child, she lived life at full tilt,
She could, you know, look how she was built.

Joe Palooka found he could not fight
With Betty, she had an overbite.
That made it interesting and oral,
When all done the men had no quarrel.

She starred in Tijuana Bibles
And Mary Worth sued her for libel.
Grabbed Popeye for a sexual brawl,
Then told everybody he was small.

A gourmet lass, she worked like a chef
Even double-teamed old Mutt and Jeff.
Batman too, he wrote her a letter,
She snickered, said Robin was better.

Shared her slut title with Nancy Drew,
Between the two they had quite a queue.
Blondie gave her a run, did not shirk,
Hurrying Dagwood, quick off to work.

Loving the man of steel was her plight,
Why not, it was hard as Kryptonite?
What a pitiful shape she was in,
Superman was in love with her twin.

©February 14, 2005 / Jerry Pat Bolton